where can i get one of those kim kardashian or paris hilton jobs where they just kind of pay you to exist
If someone cheats on you they do not love you, remember that. If someone cheats on you they do not care about you as much as they say they do. If someone cheats on you it means that for a split second you were off their mind long enough for them to put another person in arms that should only be for you. If someone cheats on you, dear god, I hope you don’t go back to them because you are worth so much more than that.
you’re currently witnessing a fine piece of procrastination
Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
you really need to save things like this in your drafts and read them out loud a couple of times before you decide to hit publish now.
because theft is illegal
can y’all shut the fuck up about snape when we had LITERALLY THE SWEETEST MAN EVER
hagrid is my favorite person
one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat